"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."
- Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via felicefawn)
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein"
- (via the-random-quotes)
Favourite scene from any movie ever
(Source: patheticjunkies, via fashionjefe)